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I'll level with you. I'm really freaked out by loose buttons. I'm fine while they're doing their job, but once they're free the evil bastards are a major threat to my life. Tell us what spooks you, and how you cope. Also: church bells, doner kebab salads, death.

(, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 17:18)
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My daughter has an irrational fear of Mayonnaise. I am entirely responsible for this. She is now 16 and head lice happened when she was 5. I read an effective way of getting rid of these critters was lashings of mayonnaise, beer, vinegar and mouth rinse applied to the head then wrapped up. I duly did this,leaving her to sleep with the afore mentioned on her head. At 3 o'clock in the morning she wandered into my room. 'Mummy, I don't like mayonnaise'. She looked positively yellow in the half light so I panicked and got the stuff of her head. Also, I tried to give her fish oil by mixing it with mayonnaise in a seperate incident. That may have helped with the phobia.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 13:24, 11 replies)
don't take this the wrong way
but you're clearly too thick to be responsible for a child
(, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:26, closed)

I have taken it the wrong way.
(, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:44, closed)
did you mix it with mayonnaise and smear it on your hair?

(, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 14:46, closed)
It worked, and that's all I care about.

(, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 16:39, closed)
yerr ... I can see why you wouldn't care about using a ridiculous folk "cure" and causing enough disgust to induce a phobia in a child
It's not like cheap and safe treatments are available from every pharmacy and supermarket

(, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 17:59, closed)
It worked without the use of chemicals!

(, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 18:08, closed)
seriously? did you go to school?

(, Fri 12 Sep 2014, 18:16, closed)
It was organic mouthwash
From the listerine vine. You usually find them in close proximity to the Colgate bush famous for its fruit of fresh mint gel.
(, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 1:47, closed)
I love people who fear chemicals.

(, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 12:15, closed)

Shocking waste of beer...
(, Sat 13 Sep 2014, 2:19, closed)

(, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:54, closed)

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