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I'll level with you. I'm really freaked out by loose buttons. I'm fine while they're doing their job, but once they're free the evil bastards are a major threat to my life. Tell us what spooks you, and how you cope. Also: church bells, doner kebab salads, death.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 17:18)
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it's almost as if defining what constitutes a human being is a highly emotive subject and personal to every couple

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 9:03, 3 replies)

emotive subject and personal to every couple delicious entrée
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 9:05, closed)
never eating in the hospital restaurant again

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 9:09, closed)
all hospital "liver" is placenta

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 9:10, closed)
Indeed.
Because having a gravestone in a cemetery commemorating something that was growing inside your/your wife's uterus for a couple of months, that you continue to visit throughout your life is really going to help you move on from the loss.
Or as the icks has suggested maybe you could gather some of the lining of the womb and have a replica fashioned that you could take shopping with you.
(spl00sh!, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 9:12, closed)
Wouldn't the laws governing abortions
go someway to defining what constitutes a human being?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 9:58, closed)
TERRIBLE BULLYING OF THE LOVELY BUTTERWOMB SAMMI!

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 16 Sep 2014, 15:43, closed)
I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THAT IS, THE LOVELY STUJ!!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 11:17, closed)
She's got her own bit in Mike's fail archive The LOVELY Emm Emm.
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=16234

Read it and weep.
Still she's made an honest man of Broadsword (when he's not fucking Miquita, Sonia and Cilla on the side that is).

I can't remember who first came up with "Oops Butterwomb". I think it might have been MGT or Woodsie though.
:D

EDIT: Just checked, it was MGT.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 17 Sep 2014, 15:11, closed)
Cheers, LOVELIEST stuj!
Exposing and remedying my ignorance, in one fell swoop.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 16:46, closed)

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