
I'll level with you. I'm really freaked out by loose buttons. I'm fine while they're doing their job, but once they're free the evil bastards are a major threat to my life. Tell us what spooks you, and how you cope. Also: church bells, doner kebab salads, death.
( , Thu 11 Sep 2014, 17:18)
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I used to go to school with a girl who combined the Big Two phobias: "fear of spent matches" and "fear of elastic bands".
For a while I toyed with the idea of manipulating her fears to get her into bed but she was just too ugly. I was delighted to find that I had some standards, after all.
( , Tue 16 Sep 2014, 10:02, 2 replies)

I guess that's a desirable outcome, of sorts.
( , Tue 16 Sep 2014, 11:00, closed)
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