I Fear Nothing
Hello, Sweeties!

LISTEN...

I am, as you know, a Time Lord, and I fear nothing. Not even death, because I cannot die – if mortally wounded, I will regenerate; and, when I come to the end of my regenerative cycle, if I whine and bitch enough about it the Time Lords will grant me a new set of regenerations, just as they did with that other Gallifreyan who calls himself ‘Doctor.’

I fear nothing! NOTHING!

Nothing...

I have faced down hordes of Daleks, Zarbi, Cybermen, Autons, Quarks, Voord, Drashigs, Fendahl, Plasmatons, Krotons, Zygons, Ogri, Wirrn, Terileptils, Slitheen, Sycorax, Weeping Angels and Gubbage Cones.

I have done hand to hand combat with Ogrons, Taran Wood Beasts, Pyroviles, Yeti, Raston Warrior Robots, Tetraps, Aggedors and Ergons.

I have gone out on the piss with squads of Sontarans and drank them under the table.

I have even taken on Davros himself and walked off without batting an eyelid.

I am not scared of the dark or things hiding under the bed, unlike that fucking WUSS the Doctor.

I FEAR NOTHING.

No... thing...

Nothing.

Except...

But...

There is one thing... one being who I fear.

One being who I fear above all.
One being who could bring about my downfall.
One being who could finish me once and for all.
One being who does not resemble Bobby Ball.

One being who fills me full of dread.
One being who makes me tremble in my bed.
One being who could totally fuck my head.
One being I sorely wish was dead, dead, dead.

One being who makes me look over my shoulder.
One being who could squash me like a rolling boulder.
One being who would love to stop me getting older.
One being whose black heart could not be colder.

One being who riddles my steadfast mind with dribbling doubt.
One being who makes my bum go all runny just thinking about.
One being who makes me wake up in the small hours and shout.
One being who could reduce all my grandiloquent works to nowt.

One being I hate and who hates me.
One being who is my sworn enemy.
My nemesis, my adversary.
My Voldemort, my Moriarty.

Who is this being?
I only met him the once -
But I’m fucked if I’m telling
You bunch of cunts

Who it is.

So, TLDR, no story from me this week, KTH@NKZBYAI

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[And before anyone asks, NO, IT’S NOT THE DOCTOR.]

[Nor is it Dr Shambollock’s pizza pants, Mr Quinch’s barking spider, Poof’s lake, Mr Beefy’s beef, Rachelswine’s gunt or anything to do with any of you lovely lot, give me some credit.]
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 21:48, 14 replies)

and if you didn't think it was all the dribblings of a lunatic...HERE IS THE PROOF
www.b3ta.com/questions/terrified/post1581060

LIES!!!
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 22:27, closed)

That wasn't me
silly!

It was me!

Do keep up.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 22:31, closed)

that was a rather good one
almost as long as currently, but less rambling
( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 5:51, closed)

You could put all that effort into something else,
like charity work or plaiting a rope out of your own pubes with which to hang yourself.
HTH
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 16 Sep 2014, 23:08, closed)

Effort?
Not with my resources!

Poor puny humans!
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 23:19, closed)

psychiatrists?

( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 5:48, closed)

Is it my other half D.R.?

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 6:52, closed)

Noe

(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 8:04, closed)

Should be, he is FUCKING MENTAL

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 13:14, closed)

Not as mental as Krissie.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 17 Sep 2014, 15:29, closed)

Prolix prick.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 22:23, closed)

Your feedback,
it is noted!

Ha ha

XXXX
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 22:34, closed)

The Valeyard or The Master innit.
fuck my nerd is showing.
(yeswehavenopasties, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 6:14, closed)

Good guess, appreciated, sweetie -
But the Master? That ponce? I fart him into next Wednesday.

The Valeyard - certainly an entity to be taken seriously, but I do not fear it.

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(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Sat 20 Sep 2014, 12:30, closed)