Fears and PhobiasI'll level with you. I'm really freaked out by loose buttons. I'm fine while they're doing their job, but once they're free the evil bastards are a major threat to my life. Tell us what spooks you, and how you cope. Also: church bells, doner kebab salads, death.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 17:18)
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I used to go out with a girl who was afraid of anything pointed at her face.Pretty much from any distance. Didn't matter about what said pointed thing was, how sharp or blunt or even who was doing the pointing - she would just freak out and have a mini-drama over it.
What I would do, say at a party would be to catch her eye across the room and then give her the fore-finger and cocked thumb. She'd wince and come over to chastise me for teasing her. Sexy teim would often then ensue.
Strangely enough she had no qualms about having my one-eyed trouser snake pointed at her face and often relished giving some of the best bjs I've ever had.
Sadly she was as crazy as a fruitloop is round so thankfully I managed to not breed with her or stay in a long term committed relationship with her.
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I have also once been intimate with a lady. Highfives!!!
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if you're very lucky you might get a second go before you die(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:05,
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I've got my fingers crossed - but at least I've got a while to work on it. You shouldn't rest on your laurels though, you need to make every day count at your age gramps.
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I know right?Another twenty or thirty years and I might be old enough to think that a dreary commuter belt village is an attractive place to live and then I may as well kill myself.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Sep 2014, 9:27,
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Fruit loop?What the fuck's that?
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Breakfast cerealWe get them in good old blighty now.
They put me in mind of some sort of cakey cereal monstrosity though. I'll stick with cinnamon toast crunch, thank you very much.
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Sounds delightful.I imagine they have very little to do with fruit then. I assume cinnamon toast crunch is also a breakfast cereal? More of a crumpet man myself, although I can sometimes be tempted by a piece of buttered granary loaf toast.
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Oh, hello George!.How are your space marines coming along?
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 17 Sep 2014, 15:26,
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