Fears and PhobiasI'll level with you. I'm really freaked out by loose buttons. I'm fine while they're doing their job, but once they're free the evil bastards are a major threat to my life. Tell us what spooks you, and how you cope. Also: church bells, doner kebab salads, death.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 17:18)
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I once crushed a woman's hand because the man who shook hands with me immediately prior to that was one of these alpha types who feel the need to assert their dominance with a power handshake and I wasn't about to be caught out twice(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 10:29,
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You should have headbutted the alpha cunt.(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 12:12,
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My first boss taught me that the firmest of handshakes was an obligatory start to a meeting. It sets the right tone apparently.
He failed to mention that this isn't recommended for dainty 5'2 women who will actually cry out in pain when you crush their fingers.
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your boss was an insecure dickweedhe probably studied geography
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 15:22,
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