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( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:31, 27 replies)

^this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:32, closed)

yes

( rofl harris, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:34, closed)

that's your sexual fetish?

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:38, closed)

It's working for me...

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:39, closed)

who doesn't like to pretend their knob is Jean-Luc
and gently rest a hand to "his brow"?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:41, closed)

Make it sow.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:47, closed)

<helmetpalm>
Make it a shiny one.
(Connor Lingus is running this monkey farm now, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:25, closed)

Is that
Jean-Luc Picard? I would.
(surfergirl is riding the wave of luurvveee, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:40, closed)

I bet he smells of old trumps and peppermints

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:43, closed)

I Most Certainly Would
You just know Jean Luc goes like the clappers, Woohoo! Maximum warp, thrusters on full!!


** And yes I did meet my husband at a Star Trek convention, and No, I have never used that line during sex .... although I don't think he'd mind if I did.**
(3badcats, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:02, closed)

I'm predicting a classic week in the 'pathetic lies about sex'..
...and 'crippling undiagnosed aspergers' stakes.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:44, closed)

mmMmmm
lets get together.
(I_love_picard12, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 14:27, closed)

Yes
It's going to be a QOTW of Jeffrey Archer-fib proportions.
( the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:39, closed)