Alan Titchmarsh
once gave me the vapours.

I LOVE male body hair. Years ago when Titchmarsh presented Points Of View, I saw him in a magazine and noticed that he had a very hairy chest. Hooo! Lovely!

Being a piss-taker I wrote to POV about some programme or other and added a PS suggesting that he show off his manly torso.

Well! Next week, he appeared as usual, but with no tie and with his collar pulled right back, almost Medallion Man styleee, tantalisingly exposing just a bit of that gorgeous welcome mat.

Not a word was spoken, but I knew. He'd done it for me. ME.

What a sport.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 18:10, 2 replies)

My mother has a thing for the Titchmarsh
She was ribbed rotten for it at work, and when he appeared on the cover of a magazine wearing nothing and hiding behind some ferns, they framed it and gave it to her as a birthday present. A few months later she went to Gardener's World Live at the NEC. She took the picture with her. She got it signed. His words to her were 'dear god I thought they'd destroyed all copies of that...'

I'm still in therapy.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 19:19, closed)

Hahahahahahahahahahaa! Brilliant!
I'll fight your Mum for him next time he gets his shirt off.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 19:53, closed)