ee i'm right durty me

As much as it is a huge improvement on the rabid flesh ripping of last week (that Flidmong bloke was a right cunt) this question, after initial tumescence, has become somewhat flaccid.

Can we just be clear; a fetish is not saying ‘I like tits’ or ‘I shagged a girl once and she was so filthy she even took it up the arse’. This is very normal vanilla behaviour.

Things like ‘I can only attain wood with a saveloy, some cricket pads and a vat of Swarfega in the room’ are more in line with what we hope to hear. Or;

‘I like to have my pubes set on fire and wear bulldog clips on my eyelids while being forced to watching reruns of Rent-a-ghost’.

Damn it we’re British, we’re supposed to be more repressed and depraved than ‘I quite like jumpers’

Bring on the shit blisterers, sheep felchers and melon gougers. We want the real sickos, right down to those who would do the ginger one in Girls Aloud.
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:20, 13 replies)

"‘I like to have my pubes set on fire and wear bulldog clips on my eyelids while being forced to watching reruns of Rent-a-ghost’."...

Dammit man I demand you tell me WHERE HAVE YOU HIDDEN THE CAMERA?

It's that Timothy Clayhole Claypole that does it for me...

And Miss Popoff? PHWOOAR etc - I still spaff my grundies every time I see her...even though she's 93 and on Coronation street
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:24, closed)

its not just me then

( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:27, closed)

I would love to
hang out of the back of Nicola Roberts. Looks proper filthy.
(Alphabet Soap boshboshboshbosh, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:27, closed)

yes but thats a batman and joker fetish
sick
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:28, closed)

just look at her
phwoar

www.ys3.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/mmmm_nicola.jpg
(Alphabet Soap boshboshboshbosh, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 15:05, closed)

dont man
it hurts my eyes
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 15:15, closed)

I think she's the best looking one!
I do like my redheads though!
(Cockney_Jesus is targetting your mum in V.A.T.S!, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:58, closed)

^this
i love my firey ladies.
(Alphabet Soap boshboshboshbosh, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 15:06, closed)

You didn't need to remind me of...
shit blisters.
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 15:05, closed)

i thought you had stopped all that

( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 15:16, closed)

whats not to like
who invents this stuff
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 15:18, closed)

I used to find the ginger one attractive..
..but I realised (to my chagrin) last week that she just looks like Paul O'Grady in better drag. Seriously, look at the picture Alphabet Soap just posted.

*ugh*

In other news, I can't come unless I've slashed my knob a few times with a split vimto can.
(Lythium deals in lead, my friend., Fri 23 Oct 2009, 15:09, closed)

i honestly find her scary

( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 15:20, closed)