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Rubber wetsuits. Knee-high boots. Nuclear-powered clockwork cucumbers. Dressing up as Pingu whilst reading out loud from the works of Dan Brown. What floats your boat? Or what fetishes have you encountered? Suggestion via crackhouseceilidhband.
( , Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25)
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As much as it is a huge improvement on the rabid flesh ripping of last week (that Flidmong bloke was a right cunt) this question, after initial tumescence, has become somewhat flaccid.
Can we just be clear; a fetish is not saying ‘I like tits’ or ‘I shagged a girl once and she was so filthy she even took it up the arse’. This is very normal vanilla behaviour.
Things like ‘I can only attain wood with a saveloy, some cricket pads and a vat of Swarfega in the room’ are more in line with what we hope to hear. Or;
‘I like to have my pubes set on fire and wear bulldog clips on my eyelids while being forced to watching reruns of Rent-a-ghost’.
Damn it we’re British, we’re supposed to be more repressed and depraved than ‘I quite like jumpers’
Bring on the shit blisterers, sheep felchers and melon gougers. We want the real sickos, right down to those who would do the ginger one in Girls Aloud.
( , Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:20, 13 replies)
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Dammit man I demand you tell me WHERE HAVE YOU HIDDEN THE CAMERA?
It's that Timothy
And Miss Popoff? PHWOOAR etc - I still spaff my grundies every time I see her...even though she's 93 and on Coronation street
( , Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:24, closed)
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hang out of the back of Nicola Roberts. Looks proper filthy.
( , Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:27, closed)
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phwoar
www.ys3.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/mmmm_nicola.jpg
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I do like my redheads though!
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..but I realised (to my chagrin) last week that she just looks like Paul O'Grady in better drag. Seriously, look at the picture Alphabet Soap just posted.
*ugh*
In other news, I can't come unless I've slashed my knob a few times with a split vimto can.
( , Fri 23 Oct 2009, 15:09, closed)
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