Traffic Wardons.
I fucking love traffic wardon roleplay. I put on my traffic wardon costume (I'm not a really one, I got one from here), and get my partner to park just inside some double yellow lines. I get my Psion, little notebook and casio digital camera. I take some photos of him parking in the lines. I make sure I get the right messurements and put them into the PDA.

I then go for a walk for a little bit, about half an hour plus ten minuites grace, and I come back and start writtin a ticket. My partner, in the mean time, comes back from the pub and sees me writting this down. He then comes at me, all manly and butch, shouting "You can't give me a ticket !", "Sorry sir, you're in the double yellows, and I've already started writting it down", "Please man, I need this car, and I can't afford to pay the fine". We then have a heated debate as to my self worth, he calls me a jobsworth cunt and all that, and I act calm and rationaly. It ends with me giving him a ticket.

Then within 28 days, I go around to his house, he could be doing anything at the time, and I tell him "You've got to pay the fine". I then get another friend to play the part of a juniour court clerk so we can play a bit of role-play contesting the fine.

I won't get into all the sex part of thing on here, don't want people to think i'm weird, but it doesn't take much imagination to see where it can fit in. Loads of opertunity to have sex in that 28 days.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:23, 4 replies)

I love you.

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:25, closed)

Print out and keep
warden
measurements
minutes'
writing
meantime
rationally
junior
opportunity

Hope this helps.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 14:50, closed)

I hope it doesn't.
Gonz's spelling is fabulously entertaining and fortunately resistant to instruction.
( thealternativefact, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 15:50, closed)

Please tell me this is real
because that is wonderful. I'm not into RP myself, but I really do applaud creative scenes.
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 2:18, closed)