Golden showers
I'd very much like to lie in a bath whilst a lady pisses all over me and in my mouth. I've never tried it though, as it's difficult to find people willing to perform it. I've tried lying on my back with a stiff on and pissing into my own face, but it's just not doing it for me.

Anyone else like to be pissed on, or think they might but don't know because everyone is too fucking repressed to try it?
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 15:25, 9 replies)

ive had someone ask me to do that
i refused to piss on my own bed

you feel an idiot stopping things to go into the bathroom

didnt get it either
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 15:38, closed)

2 words
Wet rooms
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 15:45, closed)

two more
why bother
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 15:53, closed)

because he is a piss drinking deviant
personally i though most woman would be up for a bit of the old, golden rope. ANytime i have been offered the chance to spray the hot lemonade, i generally have a raging lob on and simply cannot force any salty zest out, then the monent passes, and it's business as usual :(
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 16:21, closed)

no thats not my bag
i was the pisser not the pissee
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 17:38, closed)

repressed?
well, more like "hadn't actually occurred to me, until..." ... until a girlfriend confided that her first memory of sexual feelings were related to bursting for a pee when she was a kid and crossing her legs to keep it in, and, er, um, embarrassed pause, would it be okay if she experimented to see if she could wet herself while she was on top? ...

being a polite and biddable sort (and it being her bed) i thought "yeah, why not?" although at this stage watersports had never actually featured either for real or in my fantasy life ... call it a failure of my imagination ...

anyway 'it' happened very seldom but did progress from a weedy dribble while fucking to getting utterly mashed on holiday once (yes a wet room bathroom indeed helps) and being dragged off into the loo where she pissed like a horse over my chest, belly and cock ... so next time out - quid pro quo - i placed her neatly in the bath and was faced with an interesting question ... where do you aim?

face seems a little extreme (uninvited) but boobs? belly? bits? so relying on the fact that good relationships entail good communication, i asked "where do you want me to piss on you?" or words to that effect ... it turned out that a stream of hot piss over her hand as she wanked herself silly was her preferred option ...

but, the relationship didn't last and although, ahem, 'pissing about' is something i'd consider again it's not the first thing you mention to a date/potential bedmate

then again, even in my limited experience, some women will smack you round the head for suggesting sexual acts that other women will shout at you to perform with urgent abandon; same goes for guys i would guess and so one bloke's pissing fantasy is another bloke's idea of The Worst Thing In The World Ever ...
( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 17:40, closed)

yep
Been passed on once and drunk two other guys piss....

Loved it... It made me feel dirty...
(acerboyz, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 18:43, closed)

Love the sight of a woman peeing, and the feel of it
not so keen on the taste though.

strangely, the thought of a guy peeing on a girl doesnt just leave me cold, it totally turns me off.

makes it difficult looking for watersports pron, as they often dont differentiate between the two, and they are more likely to show a man peeing on a woman, rather than woman on man (or woman on woman) by a factor of about 65%/35%
(essexfriend, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 9:15, closed)

yup watersports is ace
both giving and taking.
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 2:16, closed)