Billy Joel's other song
Salty Spume, Facial spray, Rag week, Queerfag Gay
Golden Shower, Dirty Flower, Joe DiMaggio

Angry Dragon, Richard Nixon, table ending, transvestism
titty fucking, titty sucking, marrying your bro

Donky punch, felching, faecel play, squelching
Branding, "The King and I" and then jizzing in her eye...

Doggy style, docking, London has a gay scene.
Cunnilingus, fishy fingers, Cincinatti Bowtie

CHORUS:
It all sets my loins afire
I get a burning
When I jizz at gurning
It all sets my loins afire
I do like wanking
At two men spanking...


I may expand if I am bored/perverse enough
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Fri 23 Oct 2009, 18:24, 3 replies)

Please, please do the rest of this tune
Perhaps someone (You if your musically inclined? otherwise, I know there are musos on b3ta) can get it sung too

I pissed myself (whilst wearing a rubber maids outfit and wanking of a chimp obviously) reading that. Quality :D
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 19:24, closed)

I will expand
but unfortunately I sing like Susan Boyle looks...
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Sat 24 Oct 2009, 17:26, closed)

brilliant
please complete it. genuinely laughing my arse off at this :)
( Adolf Jitler is editor of Practical Shoelace Collector, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 22:08, closed)