Latex Gloves
I love the way they smell, the way the feel when I'm wearing them, the way they stretch, the way they make my hands look. Ooooh.

I wear the smallest size I can get my hands into.

I also work in a laboratory, which means lots of lots of latex glove wearing. And lots and lots of awkward moments. My colleagues probably wonder why I wander around all day with a blissful look on my face.
I am probably "that creepy guy" at work.

I don't do anything else with them. Just wear them. It's enough for me.
(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Sat 24 Oct 2009, 4:47, 3 replies)

Normal latex gloves have lost the novelty but
Surgical gloves are so much better. They fit so much closer...

But my current lab doesn't use them and the nitrile ones I have smell funny :(
(xanthine, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 5:20, closed)

There was a man where I live
Who used to swallow latex gloves whole and enjoying them moving through his body and eventually poo them out. After some close calls with them his doctor said 'please stop becuase they will wrap around your organs' He died not long after when one became tangled inside him.
(Dr Zoidberg is going for a scuttle, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 9:48, closed)

Amen
(XmanX captain upsetter hahahahaha, Sun 25 Oct 2009, 5:28, closed)