Sexual fetishesRubber wetsuits. Knee-high boots. Nuclear-powered clockwork cucumbers. Dressing up as Pingu whilst reading out loud from the works of Dan Brown. What floats your boat? Or what fetishes have you encountered? Suggestion via crackhouseceilidhband.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25)
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were getting our little boy ready to visit his grandmotherhes currently running around with a footpump shouting 'I'm gonna hump you'
my wife is trying to tell him its for his inflatable Thomas the Tank Engine bed and what he means to say is 'pump'
he has just stopped to look at her like she was a bit slow and replied
'no. i WANT to hump you'.
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 14:26,
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AwwwKids say the
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Well we all know which side of the family he get's that from.(
girlinthehole, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 16:37,
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well mrs spimfis indeed a rabid sex fiend
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 24 Oct 2009, 19:33,
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Explaining why oldest childLoved shouting about "Playing with her Pooh" took a bit of effort.
Can anybody explain why a small toddler wouldn't like a cuddly Winnie the Pooh?
Its not the mouth it comes out of......
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