I love lady poop.
Pure and simple. Nothing turns me on more than a lovely, fresh-faced lady laying a cable... except maybe a man dropping his load on a ladies bits... Sloppier the better.

I wish I knew why.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 18:06, 9 replies)

when you say 'bits'
are we talking bouncing a brown trout off her boobies or some 'hole-in-one-action'

If the latter then do you have a special aiming system?

More importantly, which hole are we talking. Are you a flange man or do you carry out a poop chute to poop chute transfer?

Sorry, had to ask!
(OTT, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 19:29, closed)

Anywhere and everywhere really...
but clunge caked in sloppy muck idoes it for me like nothing else. For an idea of what I mean go here:

www.hightide-video.com/louisehunter2/movie.php

but be warned... VERY VERY VERY NSFW
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 19:42, closed)

i was eating oreos when i followed your link
oh well, they look happy enough
(OTT, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 21:08, closed)

i have a riduculous degree of natural curiosity...
and i am very broadminded.

and my attitiude is each to their own. But,

there is no fucking way am i clicking on that link.

not a chance.
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 22:24, closed)

It's not so bad


Just concentrate on the willing mouth of the recipient, and imagine it's consuming chocolate icecream exuded from the nozzle of Pizza hut's Ice Cream Factory, rather than sloppy shit from the arse of some old scutter. Makes it much more bearable.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 0:32, closed)

You clicked it, didn't you?

( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 2:12, closed)

Curious clicker
Absolutely each to their own, this doesn't do it for me (although I do find the smell of cow pats strangely intoxicating), one comment though:

That colour/consistency is not the sign of a healthy diet is it?!
(Penguins_Made_Me_Do_It is a dolt ... and she don't care, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 22:32, closed)

'liking the smell of cowpats'
might be indole. most of the perfume industry would be fucked without this shit

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indole#General_properties_and_occurrence
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 23:03, closed)

I would think not...
..can't imagine any of the people involved in that vid lead particularly health-conscious lifestyles.

Japanese stuff is worse though. ALWAYS grim yellow diarrhea AND they censor the fannies. Bah!
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 8:36, closed)