I’m starting to see a bit of a pattern here...

Quite a sizable portion of the ladygirl population on this site seem to go effervescent at the moip at the mere mention of the following things:

Tall, strong men
Suits
Beards
The ‘scent of a man’ (for want of a better phrase).
Body hair (either lots or none)
Gingers


Now then, I’m quite tall (over 6’), I wear suits, and I’m definitely no weakling. I don’t overdo it on the aftershave...I’ve had a beard from time to time...in fact I could switch to being relatively hairy to being totally hair free at the click of a razor. And I suppose I could even dabble in gingerness with the help of one of the kit-things with a picture of Eva Longoria on the front of the box.

Funny thing though...Why aren’t I forced to spend my free time fighting off foxy fillies with the veritable ‘shitty stick’? Why aren’t I nostril deep in moist, quality clout every time I open my front door?

Perhaps it’s because I’m an ugly cunt. Mystery solved.

Let’s get something straight here people – yeah yeah, you can say that you like this, that and the other...that you have a penchant for chips, dips, chains & whips...suits, boots, flutes and poo-chutes – but there still has to be an initial physical attraction there...doesn’t there?

Listing the incredibly saucy things that you’re prepared to get up to with somebody you fancy simply makes things even worse for us mingers who don’t even get any of the regular stuff.

I’ve had a quick shufty through this QotW and nobody has yet said that they go weak at the knees for a fat wankpile who has a face like a bag of smashed crabs.

Please try to show some consideration, people.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:29, 16 replies)

Ha!
Single-handedly making me laugh my tits off this morning, mate... Uglyness is in the eye of the beholder. You should come down to near where I work, reckon you'd stand a great chance round here - the RNIB have their headquarters round the corner; loads n loads n loads of blind women round here...
( SpankyHanky, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:32, closed)

It's a thought I suppose...

Make a nice change from what I normally do - pop on my hessian sack with two eye-holes poked in it before hitting the nightclubs armed to the teeth with vodka and royhpnol
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:35, closed)

I'd fuck you
Just saying, like...
( SpankyHanky, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:36, closed)

*drops kex*

*Waits*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:37, closed)

Hacks up a big greenie on his palms
approaches the Bard of Coventry's sweaty arse gash with gay abandon...
( SpankyHanky, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:40, closed)

that's my favourite form of abandon...
;)
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:43, closed)

That's not saying much.
We're B3tards. We'd do ANYTHING, according to this QotW
(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:09, closed)

Indeed - agreed with Spanky
I was going to say, find yerself a blind woman, chuck. We don't care much about what you look like to yourself, only what you look like to US - which depending on level of sight, is often entirely different to the fully sighted sorts idea of "ugly" or "not ugly". And it is all in the eye of the beholder, sighted or not.
(womanwhocanonlylivewithdogs, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 17:03, closed)

Now you know damn well that if you were single I'd be on you like a rash.

( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:44, closed)

Now that's a rash I wouldn't miind scratching...

5 minutes with me and your innocence ratio would be in the minus numbers...
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:47, closed)

I think I could teach you a thing or two : )

( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 10:10, closed)

Have a click for:
chips, dips, chains & whips...suits, boots, flutes and poo-chutes
(sunray18, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 9:52, closed)

i would....
You sound fucking fantastic...

I hate skinny model types.... I like big men....
(acerboyz, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 11:20, closed)

He's lovely : )

( girlinthehole, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:59, closed)

Seconded!
Pooflake oozes as much testosterone as he does wit :)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 18:52, closed)

I've had similar suspicions
Though I wasn't quite as frank in expressing them.

I can also vouch for 'accents' being on the list of things that women say they really like but is really only secondary to good looks.
(Pope Jamiroquai III, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 23:57, closed)