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Rubber wetsuits. Knee-high boots. Nuclear-powered clockwork cucumbers. Dressing up as Pingu whilst reading out loud from the works of Dan Brown. What floats your boat? Or what fetishes have you encountered? Suggestion via crackhouseceilidhband.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 13:25)
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Undoubtedly the sexiest, most thrilling, amazing turn on is to hear someone say: “I love you...”
Preferably while they’re decked out in studded, oiled crotchless PVC, squatting on a glass coffee table, pissing, with a leek up their arse while an Alsatian licks your nutsack and a couple of transexual albinos in riot gear take it in turns to slurp on your fat one, while you’ve got your mouth burried in a crab-infested amutee midgets hot clunge as she wanks off a donkey as she calls you a “dirty fuckslut whore dog tiny-dicked shit stabbing clam licker,” in German...
(I helped save b3ta! SpankyHanky, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:17, 11 replies)
Yep
does it for me every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:52, closed)
In German?
pervert
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 14:26, closed)
I want to click an 'I don't like this' button
Where is the I DON'T LIKE THIS BUTTON?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 14:45, closed)
Just past the prostate

(TheColonel, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 15:31, closed)
*passes the prostate*
Now what?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 16:02, closed)
Wiggle

(TheColonel, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 10:12, closed)
You sexual deviant!!!
A leek? A carrot I can understand but a leek? heeheehee
(Accounts Dracula, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 15:40, closed)
ha ha
ha
(I helped save b3ta! browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 17:09, closed)
you are max moseley
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 21:17, closed)
in German....
That just has me still laughing 10 minutes later.
Here comes the click.
(Opanoid Look sweats dripping off them, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 15:20, closed)
It's true,
That's how I finally met my birthmother.
(Ejaculantern was caught desecrating pumpkins on, Wed 28 Oct 2009, 22:35, closed)

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