Not many stories here, so have the story of the worst film I've ever watched.
I don't know why, but I was at the video shop charged with the mighty task of getting something for the whole house of students (back in Uni days), deliberating my choices when my eyes settled on it... Dude, Where's My Car?

For anyone who's never seen the film, allow me to summarise thus:

Ashton Kutcher: "Dude, where's my car?"

Seann William Scott: "Where's your car dude?"

Ashton Kutcher: "Dude, where's my car?"

Seann William Scott: "Where's your car dude?"

Ashton Kutcher: "Dude, where's my car?"

Seann William Scott: "Where's your car dude?"

Ashton Kutcher: "Dude, where's my car?"

Seann William Scott: "Where's your car dude?"

For 83 minutes.

Along the way some other stuff happens, but the whole film is so repetitive, dumb and just plain boring that I couldn't really tell you what.

Thing is, it was clear to me from pretty early on that I didn't want to watch the rest of this film, but everyone else seemed to be watching it, so I said nothing, and sat through it, stony faced.

By the time the credits mercifully began to roll I had almost lost the will to live, at which point one of said housemates piped up, "that was fucking awful, I can't believe I watched all of it," which was quickly followed by sounds from the rest of those present along the same lines...

Every one of us had hated it, but sat through the entire thing because we didn't want to ruin it for the rest, thinking they must be enjoying it.

So yeah, that's the story of the WORST film ever instead.
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 18 Jul 2008, 15:12, 5 replies)

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I managed about 3 minutes of that film, before deciding that I'd rather go and iron my penis.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 15:23, closed)

The end bit of this film was good.
When the cute girl turns into a giant and the guy gets a ride in her huge boobs! lucky guy! :)
(Miggyman, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 16:00, closed)

I think you'll find
that White Chicks is a worse film.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 16:55, closed)

I bow to your superior offer...
White Chicks, though I have never seen it, is so staggeringly awful in concept alone that you win.
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 9:46, closed)

I love this film.
The whole movie is build-up to a not-very-funny joke. I approve of long, rambling, pointless build-ups to disappointing punchlines.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 16:46, closed)