I demand
to have some booze!
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 16:24, 15 replies)

and the finest wine available to humanity!
Quotefest that film!
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 16:26, closed)

Who's the huge spade in the bath
?
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 16:36, closed)

Who says it's a Camberwell Carrot?
I do. I invented it in Camberwell, and it looks like a carrot.
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 16:38, closed)

I feel
like a pig has shat in my head
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 16:39, closed)

I no longer care
I mean to have you even if it must be burglary.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 16:41, closed)

SCRUBBERS!!!
".....all along the watchtower..."
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 16:45, closed)

Right, here's the plan
First, we go in there and get wrecked, then we eat a pork pie, then we drop some Surmontil-50's each. That way we'll miss out on Monday and come up smiling Tuesday morning
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 16:46, closed)

GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 16:56, closed)

I assure you I'm not officer,
I've only had a few ales
(Milo Minderbinder, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 17:00, closed)

I met the props guy who rolled the Camberwell Carrot
He spoke just like Danny the dealer and loved his booze and cheating on his wife. Bought me a fair few drinks, told a fair few juicy stories about film people then left 50 euros on the counter and walked out.
(lost, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 17:01, closed)

Apparently..
.. they couldn't get the scene in which Withnail drinks lighter fluid right, so the props guy filled the bottle with vodka. What you see is tee-totaller Richard E. Grant gulping down what he thinks is water and discovering it's actually neat spirits.
(lost, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 17:02, closed)

Got any more?
No. I have nothing.
Liar. What's in your toolbox?
Nothing.
Liar. You've got antifreeze!
You bloody fool. You should never mix your drinks.
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 17:03, closed)

Good old Jake.

Not a bad idea for a username, that.

Stop saying that Withnail! Of course he's the FUCKING farmer.
(sirolimus, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 19:04, closed)

Here. Hare. Here
How do we make it die?
( buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 18 Jul 2008, 20:20, closed)

It wasn't vodka in the lighter fluid bottle,
BECAUSE Dicky G is a teetotaller. Grant was doing a great job of being drunk, but couldn't get the lighter fluid bit right, so they slipped a load of vinegar into the bottle instead. Problem solved.

And that's true cos it was on the commentry on the dvd
(iamjthearmeroar, Sun 20 Jul 2008, 4:16, closed)