Porn titles
I love the titles of the crap porn versions of famous films.
I wonder if the people who think these up are B3tans.

Shaving Ryan's Privates
The Sperminator
Romancing the Bone
The Loin King
Cum and Cummer
The Bone Molester
Creamer Vs Creamer
Star Whores
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 11:49, 10 replies)

Don't forget.....
Beverly Hills Cocks
The A-Team (ooeer)
(scotsbloke, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:03, closed)

And ...
Driving Miss Daisy Crazy
( Ghoti Fingers, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:08, closed)

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I once heard that someone was organising a kid's party and was looking tom rent the film "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs", but by mistake, rented "Snow White does the Seven Dwarfs". Needless to say, the kids were shocked/intrigued/etc.. I wonder if porno producers do this deliberately to start 'em young.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:27, closed)

other genius titles...
E3: The Extra Testicle
Star Whores 2: The Empire Licks Crack
White Men Can Hump
Bonen the Barbarian
The Da Vinci Load

Although the best movie by far is Pirates - Evan Stone is my new hero... watch it, then try to resist shouting "I'm the greatest pirate-hunter in the world!" when you're next with your lady-friend. heh
(Chad, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:51, closed)

An old one
Flesh Gordon.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:54, closed)

My fave is
Mary Hotter and the philosophers bone
(celticmick_7, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 12:57, closed)

awesome
I've seen the Da vinci load. not bad.

what about
jurassic pork
The firm
(Bluffboy South Africa! World Champions!!!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 13:27, closed)

oh oh
Lord of the ring!
( rofl harris, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 14:09, closed)

Chocolate Starfish Troopers
Anything that strengthens the connection in my mind between the physical act of (bum)love and graphic scenes of cranial drilling by a swollen maggot-like creature has got to have some merit.

Playmate of the Apes is also good - not so much for the title as for the fact it features a coupling twixt a human lady and a man in a shabby yet frankly terrifying ape costume, not dissimilar to that sported by Bungle in the Rainbow pilot.
(moglin shall make you writhe in her cage of torment on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:31, closed)

ssgb
Shitty shitty gang bang....
(andycrass loves two hats on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 15:45, closed)