While boys were grateful for a rain-damaged Health and Efficiency
girls were at home reading 'romance novels'.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 7:15, 16 replies)

...and frigging themselves rotten at the thought of their handsome prince and fairytale wedding, no doubt.
Or wait, is that just guys with a glimpse of boob?
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 11:56, closed)

Nope, it's not just guys.
Have you ever seen these soi-disant "romance" novels?

They're filthy, utterly filthy, chock-full of all sorts of randy goings-on. But they're sold with pretty, girly, "romantic" covers, so they're brushed off as empty, air-headed, disposable nonsense. Kind of like their readers, really.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 14:48, closed)

^ This
I was about 12 years old when I read a line about some frumpy bint trembling with passion and eagerly impaling herself on the handsome fireman's shaft. I never picked up one of the books in my grandma's house ever again.
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:26, closed)

some of us were reading terry pratchett and stephen king instead

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 18:40, closed)

Not pron?
But the Virginia Andews Flowes in the Attic seemed to be popular reading cannon in the mid 1980's.
(Gru being trolled since 1998, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 20:43, closed)

never read that till i was in my 20's
i found it rather disturbing
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:06, closed)

Unlucky. They're both shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 23:23, closed)

You think everything is shit.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:40, closed)

You're shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:34, closed)

i guess i like shit, then

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:07, closed)

Did you not find these quite challenging to masturbate to?
I did.

(Though not impossible)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:02, closed)

Carrie was spectacular wank-fodder.

( flake has nothing against your right leg, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:59, closed)

2 words:
practice and perseverance.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:08, closed)

My Wizards Staff
Has a knob on the end.
(speedevil, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:38, closed)

i'll just bet it does

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:08, closed)

What's your take on hedgehogs?

( flake has nothing against your right leg, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:25, closed)