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Our Ginger Fuhrer's young life was scarred by the discovery of an end-of-the-pier 'What The Butler Saw' machine and a jazz mag shoved behind a toilet cistern. Tell us about the first time you realised that there was more to life than sweet shops and Friday night TV

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:07)
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While boys were grateful for a rain-damaged Health and Efficiency
girls were at home reading 'romance novels'.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 7:15, 16 replies)
...and frigging themselves rotten at the thought of their handsome prince and fairytale wedding, no doubt.
Or wait, is that just guys with a glimpse of boob?
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 11:56, closed)
Nope, it's not just guys.
Have you ever seen these soi-disant "romance" novels?

They're filthy, utterly filthy, chock-full of all sorts of randy goings-on. But they're sold with pretty, girly, "romantic" covers, so they're brushed off as empty, air-headed, disposable nonsense. Kind of like their readers, really.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 14:48, closed)
^ This
I was about 12 years old when I read a line about some frumpy bint trembling with passion and eagerly impaling herself on the handsome fireman's shaft. I never picked up one of the books in my grandma's house ever again.
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:26, closed)
some of us were reading terry pratchett and stephen king instead

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 18:40, closed)
Not pron?
But the Virginia Andews Flowes in the Attic seemed to be popular reading cannon in the mid 1980's.
(Gru being trolled since 1998, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 20:43, closed)
never read that till i was in my 20's
i found it rather disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:06, closed)
Unlucky. They're both shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 23:23, closed)
You think everything is shit.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:40, closed)
You're shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:34, closed)
i guess i like shit, then

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:07, closed)
Did you not find these quite challenging to masturbate to?
I did.

(Though not impossible)
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:02, closed)
Carrie was spectacular wank-fodder.

(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 15:59, closed)
2 words:
practice and perseverance.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:08, closed)
My Wizards Staff
Has a knob on the end.
(speedevil, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 22:38, closed)
i'll just bet it does

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 17:08, closed)
What's your take on hedgehogs?

(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:25, closed)

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