Year two, infants school
We were in a circle being read some god-awful drivel by our teacher, all utterly bored. One girl, who was sitting just behind Mrs. Mandevitch, was so bored she pulled her schoolgirl knickers down and started wanking. Quite graphically. It was a good ten minutes until the story finished and she was caught.
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 22:48, 12 replies)

So you're saying this lass knew how to frig herself when she was 7?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 0:47, closed)

I think...
...that Ungersven is from Germany. The other kids probably filmed it and sold it as a porno.
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 3:25, closed)

sold it as a porno. sent it to "Sie sind Framed"
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 8:36, closed)

and I'm from the midlands
the sig is just a German drinking song. A rude one, in fact.
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:12, closed)

Try working in respite care for like 3 hours
You'll soon find out how young some people start when you have to dissuade them from doing it in, say, Asda.
( Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 9:44, closed)

You didn't know that happened?
It's generally girls too, because boy parts are more or less useless till the hormones kick in. Clitorises are there from birth.

I wish I was a girl.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 12:02, closed)

I didn't say it was a sexual thing
Just that she did. Was probably just curious, I know I was at first.
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:11, closed)

I think
this is quite often a sign of abuse.

I may be wrong, but a girl in our class was called 'fanny feeler' because thats what she would do when she was in class. I was once told this was a classic tell tale sign.

I later found out she has since settled down with a man 30 yrs older than her, and has had kids.

Read into that as you like.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 13:33, closed)

It reads a bit like someone got married and had kids...

( lucosade is counting down the minutes until, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 14:55, closed)

Maybe the class he mentions was only a couple of years ago.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:12, closed)

The girl in question dated a 40-50 yr old when she was 18
and had kids with him by the time she was 19.

Is this not odd to anyone?

is your name Michael Douglas?
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 15:44, closed)

Nope.
That's just how she rolls.

The sign of abuse is usually asking other people / adults to do it for them. Wanking is completely normal at any age, though you would expect parents / teachers to knock public displays on the head pretty swiftly. O_o.
( Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:49, closed)