Toilet roll
It's a two part problem and I'm sure my human rights are being abused or something.

1. The amount of wastage on a new roll breaking the paper seal on the first sheet.

2. When the perforations don't line up and there's anything up to half a sheet difference...


I'm >< this close to calling the UN.
( Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 18:17, 10 replies)

When the perforations don't line up.
Take the outside layer and unravel it until it's the inside layer, then they will line up.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 18:46, closed)

This.

( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 3 Mar 2012, 22:16, closed)

You're forgetting ...
... the third part of the problem which happens when someone hangs the loo roll the wrong way round.
(BearWithLittleBrain, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 19:05, closed)

This doesn't happen any more round here.
I've killed everyone who did that near to me.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 22:38, closed)

I get more annoyed when I stack a huge pyramid of toilet rolls on the shelf behind the toilet and then they fall into the bowl.
If I was in charge of designing toilet rolls I would make the inner tube protrude slightly so they stacked better.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 19:28, closed)

Or you could note the features of their existing design and stack them in such a way that they're less likely to fall over.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 20:53, closed)

ive not used loo roll in 7 weeks, there is a mini shower / hose / bumgun next to the bog, its rather refreshing and helps with the spicy pipes
(bruxia, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 5:17, closed)

How do you dry your arse?

( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 6:58, closed)

he has a pet cat

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 8:40, closed)

'Spicy pipes'
Brilliant!
(King Nightmare, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:34, closed)