
Onemunki says: We live in a world of genuine tragedy, starvation and terror. So, after hearing stories of cruise line passengers complaining at the air conditioning breaking down, what stories of sheer single-minded self-pity get your goat?
( , Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:00)
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and I'm not really referring to you personally, just the general point that people do seem to expect extra consideration for their children. Otherwise why would the hit me in the shins with their push chairs but not dream of just walking up to me and kicking me in the shins if they didn't have one?
( , Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:24, 4 replies)

I guessed you were just making up some nebulous 'me too' response.
OK, so here's the deal. I won't ask you to change a nappy for me, you don't need to whine about me taking my kids on an aeroplane.
As for the pram, that's solved, they take them off you as you board.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:29, closed)

Knock yourself out, take your kids on your imaginary flight. On mine they all get locked in a room at the back with one ancient, hairy lipped Matron feeding them gruel from a cauldron while I sit up front getting a shoulder massage by a large chested woman with loose morals.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:36, closed)

spats aren't very satisfying today.
That bit about the hairy matron and the gruel - that's Easyjet, right?
( , Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:41, closed)

Gruel is an extra on both Easyjet and Ryanair.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:13, closed)

Easy answer: Get out of the fuckng way!
That's the only thing I miss about having a buggy, particularly in the supermarket. It's not the same with a trolley.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:57, closed)

Admit it - you would bash the shins of annoying people in your way if you could get away with it.
It has little to do with extra consideration for those with children and more to do with consideration for all others.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:03, closed)

Much more fun/effective to get the back of the ankles - has the effect of a 'tap tackle' for half the effort.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:26, closed)

If you can train one of those things to kick people, you can train them not be utter cunts.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:57, closed)

My two month old baby does cry though.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:02, closed)

Is that I am never, under any circumstances, in anybody elses way. Everybody else is in my way.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:28, closed)

the earth's orbit is altered. You might think it's because your the centre of the universe - I just think you're a fat cunt.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:37, closed)

Who invariably drive like absolute cunts.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:24, closed)
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