The only Free car parking space where i can stay more than 3 hours is like a 20 minute walk from work,
So now I have to figure out if it is better time wise to go move the car two or 3 times a day or take 2 long walks. I have to factor in walking time, shoe wear, tyre wear, clutch wear, petrol, oil, all sorts of fucking things. Fuck.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 22:53, 14 replies)

Not to worry,
I'm sure there'll be some city-dwelling, bicycle riding arse along in a minute to tell you that you don't need a car.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 1:13, closed)

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEED A BICYCLE WHEN YOU'VE GOT LEGS?
YOU SHOULD TRY BACKWARDS CRAB WALKING EVERYWHERE, IT'S GREAT COS YOU CAN PRETEND THAT YOU ARE IN AUSTRALIA.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 1:31, closed)

Fuck yeah!

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 1:45, closed)

I think he should get a folding bike
keep it in the boot, and then he'll only have to pedal for 5 minutes. Plus he can act like a sanctimonious git at work when he comes in with a crash helmet and trouser clips.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 3:49, closed)

trouser clips are fucking sexy.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:21, closed)

OH MY GOD, IT'S NOT LIKE SOME EXERCISE IS GOING TO KILL YOU YOU LAZY FUCK
YOU SHOULD GIVE YOUR CAR TO A STARVING AFRICAN BABY AND COMMANDO-CRAWL TO WORK ON YOUR FUCKING ELBOWS YOU PATHETIC WHINGER.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 1:26, closed)

You should
find a job nearer to the parking space.
(username failed moderation, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 8:25, closed)

This^

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 8:39, closed)

^^^^made me lol..
where I work car parking is very limited, the arguments over who gets a space have frequently degenerated into abuse.
Just told the car park admin guys to use ^^^this answer, much lulz will hopefully ensue. .....
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:58, closed)

I might get a job as tge guy who sits there opening and closing the barrier.
I wonder if people tip him, I might start tipping him.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 9:20, closed)

Back when I used to drive into London..
I always used to make a point of being courteous to the old fellow acting as security & bought him a bottle of whisky at Christmas.
Never thought anything of it until the rail strikes. Always one place left when I arrived..

What goes around comes around!
(BeatsWork, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:21, closed)

There was a guy by Bristol Zoo
He'd collect money from people parking. Didn't own the land or any rights to it or employed by someone who did, just would collect the money. Got away with it for years.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 8:05, closed)

Wait. You ignore the 'No return within 2 hours' rule?
You disgust me, you despicable scumbag.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 10:01, closed)

I don't have a car and I hate sharing the scum shovel into town in the mornings.
An hour's walk to work each way is preferable. Also keeps the worst of the excessive waistline off and I get to see all the different parrots on the way to work.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 6 Mar 2012, 10:34, closed)