Things we do to fit in"When I was fifteen," writes No3L, "I curled up in a Budgens trolley while someone pushed it through the supermarket doors to nick vodka and Benny Hedgehogs, just to hang out with my brother and his mates."
What have you done to fit in?
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:30)
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Nasal condom flossingI've done a few stupid things to fit in with my friends, but nothing in the league of something a guy used to do at secondary school as a party trick to impress his "friends".
He would take a condom, unravel it, and begin snorting it up his nose. After a little bit of snorting, he'd begin hacking and coughing like a 40 a day smoker. Then he would reach into his mouth and pull out the end of the aforementioned condom.
Now with one end of the condom in each hand, he would begin a bit of back and forthing of it, hence the flossing in the title.
It is as disgusting as it sounds, and this was compounded by, when finishing, he would release his grip on one end and let the condom twang out of the appropriate orifice, whilst showering any particularly close witnesses with mucus.
Length was I guess about 6 inches unstretched
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:21, 3 replies)
I've seen someone do this.Might be the same bloke.
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girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 13:23,
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I did this onceI was in a pub, very pissed and had a particularly heavy cold. This made it easy to snort up the johnny and hawk it out of my gob as the snot made for a very efficient lubricant. My, how the ladies swooned at my feet after that trick. Not.
(, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:13, closed)
Pffffft!All the really cool kids are doing it with instant noodles.
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Udderbelly A tale of four titties, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 7:59,
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