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Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.

(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Genocide would be a fairly decent start.
I'd propose a programme of eugenics to thin out the autisms. It's well known they're fond of corners so let's herd them into a circular enclosure. Wire it up to the grid and there's your energy crisis halfway solved as they try to find a corner to rock backwards and forwards in. Giant hamster wheels with cake dangling above them will sort the fatties out and give us even more energy.
And reducing the fragile QOTWers to tears by forcing them all onto /talk would provide us with plenty of water. Mmmmmm, outraged snotty tears. LOVELY.
(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:41, Reply)

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