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Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.

(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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It would be very simple to fix the world.
All it needs is for everybody to be doing everthing that I think they should in the exact way I think it should be done at the very moment I think it should be done for exactly as long as I think it should be done and for the precise cost that I think it should be done for.

I don't know why people can't understand that.
(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:43, 4 replies)
You horrid /talk troll.

(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 13:44, closed)
All that needs is a knob gag and you've fulfilled the remit exactly

(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:04, closed)
Nice
By any chance are you Margaret Thatcher?
(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:14, closed)
I'd make her look like
a harmless, doddery, senile 86 year old woman
(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:17, closed)

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