B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Ban them from the UKThe following should be banned from the UK:
gypsies
foreigners
bankers' bonuses
social security benefits
people of colour, whether they've lived here or not
gays
anyone who supports labour
young people
anyone who binge-drinks
hoodies
anything that might give you cancer
the smoking ban
non-christians
the NHS
computer games
any music created after 1955
unwed mothers
the internet
ecologists
windfarms
just so the Daily Mail will stop maoning and FUCK OFF!
(that list ended up longer than I thought it was going to, and I decided to stop half way through. They do like a moan, them lot)
(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 14:39, 2 replies)
Wouldn't it just be easier to ban the Daily Mail and all who read it?(
shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:10,
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That's just a stupid idea...... it's never work.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:37, closed)
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