B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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16. Anyone over 65 is not allowed out between 12pm and 3pmbut with the following provisos;
shopping is delivered ON TIME and not by that thicko Chav from the scumbag housing estate with the druggies den.
Everyone else clears the streets so that I can take my car out and NOT get arrested for the ludicrous tyre-smoke it can make on takeoff.
Anyone under 40 is prevented from drinking during those same hours but with the proviso that anyone failing a breath test is sent home immediately and can't then spill over into the 'tosser time' of 1900 to 2300.
After 0230 if you make a noise louder than a 'fuckme giggle' outside my window I'm perfectly entitled to dump a bucket of water on your heads.
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pingless misunderstanding your banter on, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:19,
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