B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Whoever invented that now-ubiquitous heat-sealed clear plastic packaging:Your destiny is to be locked in a chamber composed of that selfsame plastic. Your anguished confession that the substance you marketed as 'plastic' is actually 40% Kevlar and contains traces of red matter and kryptonite will go unheard beyond the walls of your airtight prison. Your only hope: cut through the walls of the chamber using the craft knife you can feel protruding from your arsehole before the air runs out. Will your sphincter be strong enough to save you? Do you remember promising that all you need is a sharp knife?
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.Yeti., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:30,
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I rememberseeing a device apparently designed to cut that shit.....
sealed inside that very same packaging.
there was facepalm.
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