Whoever invented that now-ubiquitous heat-sealed clear plastic packaging:
Your destiny is to be locked in a chamber composed of that selfsame plastic. Your anguished confession that the substance you marketed as 'plastic' is actually 40% Kevlar and contains traces of red matter and kryptonite will go unheard beyond the walls of your airtight prison. Your only hope: cut through the walls of the chamber using the craft knife you can feel protruding from your arsehole before the air runs out. Will your sphincter be strong enough to save you? Do you remember promising that all you need is a sharp knife?
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 16:30, 1 reply)

I remember
seeing a device apparently designed to cut that shit.....



sealed inside that very same packaging.

there was facepalm.
(MrHammerHands last checked the time on, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 0:39, closed)