B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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TrueOppositional Defiant Disorder? - *smack* Sit back down or I'll smack you again. *Smack*
Attention Defecit Disorder? - *smack* Pay attention!
Attention Defecit/Hyperactivity Disorder? - *smack* Sit still and pay attention!
Dyslexia? *smack* Do it again, this time with no spelling mistakes! Still wrong? Never mind. Someone has to sweep the streets/clean toilets.
Cystic fibrosis? *smack* Now, go for a run, and if you don't do it in under a minute, you're only going around again.
Leprosy? *smack* Oops, sorry, oh well, you've still got six other fingers left.
Bloody hypochondriacs, the lot of 'em.
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shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:20,
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