YES!
And introduce retractable, fatally sharp eight foot metal blades that appear from the ground for one second every five seconds at the top of escalators, in shop doorways, in front of tube maps and bus timetables, so tourists and the hard of consideration get chopped into lots of tiny pieces when they block the flow of people because they have no idea where to go for the Metropolitan Line/cheese counter/bar/etc. or because they decided that was the perfect time to start chatting to all their mates.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 17:54, Reply)