B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Ban nothing?99.9999999999999% of an atom is empty space. Remove this, and you'll be 0.0000000000001% of your current height (0.00000000000018cm, for a 6-footer). You would then be unable to sit on the barstool in your overpriced meat-markets, and would most likely get trodden upon if you ventured towards the 'dance' floor. Presuming you didn't simply vanish through the floor, of course, as it wouldn't be designed to take your current weight in such a small package.
If it's not obvious by now - no, I didn't study physics at university.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:14,
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I hadn't thought it through that far.I'm so sorry.
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