Making the world better, one bugled hose at a time.
I would enact a law that no-one, nowhere, no matter how remote the location they find themselves in, is more than ten minutes' walk from a Corby Trouser Press and a small set of complimentary tea-making facilities. I am CONVINCED that the world will become a better place.

Not from the civilising effect of everyone's trousers looking neat, you understand, powerful as that may be. I'm thinking of those oddly contemplative moments one has while sitting in a hotel room in one's pants, sipping a cup of tea because the facilities for making such an item were there and begging to be used while the clockwork certainty of the Presse Pantalon ticked down. The calm sense of oneness and anticipatory flat-trousered delight that allows one to tolerate even the worst creation this cruel world has ever foisted upon humanity, namely a Holiday Inn carpet pattern.

Just imagine if that was available to anyone. Anywhere! Any time! Join us!

And please don't try to cook bacon in them, it just makes a mess.
(Timberwolf, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 21:34, 1 reply)

Not if you wrap it in grease proof paper and tin foil it doesn't.
... apparently
( SteamedCleaner, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 2:11, closed)