You're forgetting one very important thing:
"Wine bars" and other annoying loud places with flashing lights act as crêches for the local chav population so they don't venture into the decent pubs in the area and spoil your night out. If you have to change something, at least ensure that all chavs going out for the night are fitted with collars on entering the establishment of their choice that, should they choose to leave before 01:00, explode messily and provide the local kebab van with some extra raw materials.
( .Yeti., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 23:57, Reply)