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Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.

(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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post-apocalpytia? only if we get a decent control and inventory system, and worthwhile NPCs.
No patronising tutorials telling us how to breathe.

It really pisses me off when I'm out scavenging, and I end up doing random actions (like strafing left, then right, then crouching) because I can't remember how to jump over that ankle-height bit of rubble. That's also annoying in games.

Also, opponents are not to have an unlimited amount of ammo to fire at me (until they die, at which point they magically have only a handful of rounds left for me to yoink).

No-one is to try and help me win a firefight whilst armed with a rolling pin and wearing only underpants, simply because there's no speech option for me to say "Here, borrow my spare body armour, assault rifle, and hundreds of rounds".

Furthermore; fast travel please. This is to begin immediately, so we don't have to endure another minute on a noisy crowded slow bus or train.
(, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 9:17, Reply)

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