Clipboard Charity Pricks
Ban them from all town centers no ifs no buts
get the fuck out.

If we really need direct debit charity sales in the middle of town
have one web kiosk all charities can use and register on and let the public decide
if they want to set up a direct debit to the charity of
their choice at their leisure.
(Cov Boy, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:11, 5 replies)

This!
You walk up the street thinking please don't accost me, I don't know you so fuck off.
I find as soon as they're about to say something to you firmly shake your head and say, "No." Seems to work for me
(wehttamman via B3ta for microwave, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:17, closed)

i have "fuck you hate" eyes but i still get the occassional
one try their luck
(Cov Boy, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:19, closed)

The easiest one is a smile and a "oh I already donate thank you!". There's not much arguing with that.
( AWPS, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 10:20, closed)

I just like to waste their time seeing as they get paid on commission. I once lectured a lass promoting Greenpeace for half an hour on why all their policies were dumb and counter productive to the alternative energy industry in which I work. I'm quite the git.
( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:23, closed)

Once as I was rushing my daughter to the doctors I was stopped by a chugger
I said "Sorry I have to get my daughter to the doctors"
She shouted "You could just say no thank you instead of lying to me" My wife stopped went back and gave her a mouthful in front of many staring witnesses about how our daughter was very sick and could potentially die from her illness and how dare this woman call us liars. I was so proud of her, there was nothing wrong with my first born, we were going to get her next lot of immunisations and were just running a bit late.
( Peej, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:54, closed)