B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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I have. I once ran over an underground wasp nest with a rotorvator.In the middle of summer.
Wearing only shorts and wellies.
I was stung 27 times, and was a little sick from it.
My stepfather, however, that evening, took me out to the shed, where we got a can of petrol, covered the nest, soaked some string in the petrol as a wick, trailed it back to the back porch, and he handed me his kitchen blowtorch as a lighter.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 11:17,
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