B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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I was stung as a childAnd again a few years ago. To be fair the more recent stinging made me realise it doesn't actually hurt that much and my experience as a child (which I recall really hurting, most likely because I was a child) has distorted my perception of how bad it is and led to my phobia. Still doesn't change the fact I will generally freak out if one comes near me. When I fell asleep on the tube to work earlier this summer and woke up with something crawling up my neck, only to flick it away and realise it was a wasp, I very nearly suffered a stroke in front of all the other passengers.
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I'm glad it's not just meI'm the one screaming like a girl in the beer garden as a wasp takes a fancy to my pint. Many times I've been sitting poker-faced on a busy bus with an immovable old lady to my right and a stripy little bastard crawling along the window to my left.
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