B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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dinner ladies. more of 'em.when i was at primary school. two of my friends had a disagreement over something, i think it was that one had shot the other with his twig gun and he hadn't died, this resulted in a fight. We all gathered round, dinner lady comes over. Fun over? No "let them fight it out" said dinner lady. They did, and the matter was solved (he had been shot, but was tough so didn't die). we all went back to our own business. Do that in real life and we'd all be happy.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:27,
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Dinner ladies are better than ACAS and the UN put together(
shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:42,
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Palestians: "Israel stole my lands!"
Dinner Lady: "Well, just stay away from him then."
Palestians: "!"
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:51,
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Gadaffi's shooting his people again.."anymore of that, and you're going to the back of the dinner queue.."
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