B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Get even by getting a Henry Rollins style barcode tattoo on your wrist. Make it for something cheap like mushy peas and you can just scan your wrist accidentally and put the expensive thing you're holding into your bag fo' life.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:47,
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HahahahahahahahahahaGet a receipt for, like 127 tins of mushy peas and walk away with a whole month's shopping hahahahahahahah
*considers*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 14:50,
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You'd only be able to buy things that weigh the same as the mushy peas. You could make a gameshow out of it.
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We'd need a scouse Dale Winton to present it, "Next time you hear the beep, think of the fun you could be having on supermarket theif!"
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:06,
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