B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Damn straightIf I were god, I'd be pretty pissed off if all my creations gave up doing what I created them to do (whatever that was, probably just for a laugh) to suck my cock for a day and beg me to help them.
"You'll all in a test tube, ffs!", I'd scream.
"I just made you. Was a bit of an accident really, I was hoping for popcorn. Honestly, just get on with it, I can't help and couldn't give a flying", I'd implore.
Would they care? No, they'd just waste their lives.
Saying that, having a few billion people suck my cock once a week would be a lovely way to pass a boring Sunday afternoon...
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