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Moon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.

(, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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Chavs and other anti social tw@ts
my manifesto is as follows:

all chavs to be herded into shipping containers and sent to the current war zone/s, given a bottle of white lighting cider (drink of the refined chav chavette) pointed towards the enemy and told that they said something 'orrible about their bf/gf/milf. sit back and watch the fireworks.

should take 3 days to sort it out and then drop as many nuclear missiles as possible on the little darlings.

set up machine gun posts on strategic street corners and soon as the local citizens here 'ere mate give us a fag or i'll knock ya out,' open fire with everything they've got( 50 cal, mortars,rpg's, and lets not forget the good old flame thrower).

yes they may be some innocent casualties but WTF are they doing talking to chavs in the first place.

and then after eliminating the chav threat we can all have a jolly good knees up and then march on parliament and demand that Mr 'nobody knows me' clegg and dave 'i'm so smarmy posh git' cameron are hung from the big ben, and that all b3ta's get free booze and fags for life plus a one off bonus payment of £200,000 just for a MASSIVE fucing party.

(length who gives a fuck)
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 11:22, Reply)

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