B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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A Gattaca-style genetic test would be perfect,but solely honed to eradicate potential Big Brother candidates,"Hello" magazine favoured show-off flouncy bastards,those ridiculous "celebrities" who litter almost all the other magazines-"JORDAN moans about her tits/husband/ex husband/whatever"...And this test would also be programmed to reward good manners,selflessness,and general NICENESS to others with a super-duper NEW gene that gives you a big willy at the age of 18.Therefore everyone will aspire to being well mannered,selfless and nice and hung like a Czech porn star.Except girls,of course.I don´t suppose they´d want to be gifted with bucket-size chuffs.Oh well,back to the drawing board,but I think I could DEFINITELY get this working somehow....
(, Sat 24 Sep 2011, 22:09, Reply)
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