I'd make it a capital crime to complain about petty shit like fonts, cyclists taking advantage of the fact that they can do stuff that cars can't, bus queues and people typing stuff like 'teh'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:29, 7 replies)

All fonts?
I mean, Comic Sans is the usual suspect but I'd be fucked off if someone typed a pub menu in Webdings or Marlett.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 25 Sep 2011, 16:37, closed)

I'd add 'passing judgement on the quality of posts and replies on a comedy website' to the list

(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 23:43, closed)

Upset, online.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 0:26, closed)

Are you?
I'd stop taking it all so seriously then
(Godwin's Lawyer is more evil than Hitler, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 1:14, closed)

The bus line was too long
So I drove to work, but still needed to finish my report and was so mad at having to type it in courier, that I accidentally hit a cyclist, but I didnt stop because I didnt want the police to know id been using my laptop while driving. Besides, he was totally in my lane, so he deserved it. But I dont take that route any more because I have teh fear he'll see me (if he lived).
( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 4:18, closed)

Cyclists doing things cars can't?
Or cyclists doing things that they're not supposed to do anyway? Like when some of them seem to think that red lights only apply to motor vehicles, and just because they're on a bike they're allowed to go straight through!
(EuroSong I love horse meat: best of all the animals, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 9:50, closed)

Yes, but why do you give a fuck?
(MayorBoris, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 13:24, closed)