B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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The bus line was too longSo I drove to work, but still needed to finish my report and was so mad at having to type it in courier, that I accidentally hit a cyclist, but I didnt stop because I didnt want the police to know id been using my laptop while driving. Besides, he was totally in my lane, so he deserved it. But I dont take that route any more because I have teh fear he'll see me (if he lived).
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 4:18,
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