B3TA fixes the worldMoon Monkey says: Turn into Jeremy Clarkson for a moment, and tell us about the things that are so obviously wrong with the world, and how they should be fixed. Extra points for ludicrous over-simplification, blatant mis-representation, and humourous knob-gags.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 12:53)
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To refine it to a vaguely realistic level:45-year contracts when you start w**k, that you're locked into and guaranteed.
One lump sum paid to you when you start, for the whole 45 years, thus you can buy a house straight off, kit it out, &c &c.
How you spend the rest is up to you.
Advantages: no interest to pay on the mortgage, car, furniture &c.
Disadvantages: being locked into a 45-year contract, having to manage one's own finances far more carefully.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 14:48,
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Pah! Who needs realism?I didn't realise I was supposed to be serious or constructive. Sorry.
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shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 15:16,
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